07-06-2024 -- DOUBLE-YOLKED EYES

Field trip to da zoo
some employee adamantly tries to sell me a huge 4ft plush bison puppet head with four eyes. Like those lion-dancers' heads. . . maybe. . .
the next morning me and assorted classmates were about to go back to the zoo again, and i was scrambling to pack lunch. Due to succumbing to the peer pressure of eating fruits and vegetables, i grabbed for strawberries, expecting a neat grocery box, but i landed in vast. strawberry fields

tags: aquarium, zoo, Lunch

06-08-2024 -- "Deadly Chuck-E-Cheese Backrooms Catacombs --> Clownly Malice Mizer Show"

i'm stuck in an elevator with some strange white person that proceeds to take me on more downwards elevators which have zero structural integrity. And I mean zero. just the bare metal frame of a floor, no walls, no ceiling. you had to place your feet precariously on two thin metal bars and hold on for dear life as it descended at theme park ride level velocity and height. we descend down three or four "elevators" till we hit a backrooms liminal chuck-e-cheese looking grey carpeted basement, where said white man stranger gets ousted for embezzling. They prove his embezzlement by digging up his shrimp chip stash. the logic: no one but him eats shrimp chips.
I’m transported to a party with strangers. The chuck-e-cheese liminal aura is still alive and strong. i try very hard not to forget these strangers names. i can remember one of them even after awaking. Neigh-Neigh I won't forget you.
somewhere along the line i end up in a small auditorium where Gackt-era malice mizer is having a concert. they're singing bois de merveilles, wearing their bel-air promo looks, but they're all stuffed in a clowny box with windows they peek out of and make exaggerated facial expressions from. mana runs outside the box around the auditorium. when he gets to me he Meows and i meow back enthusiastically with cat hand motions and he runs away at god speed with a supersonic high pitched giggle.

tags: strangers, malice mizer, friends

02-04-2024 [11:42] -- Malice Friends

Me, Kozi , & Yu~ki all sit silently in my kitchen for a good few hours for "piano class lecture". We don't talk , or look at each other, really, or move , but by the end of it, a bond formed.
Yay friendship.

tags: malice mizer, kozi, yu~ki, home, friendship, piano lessons

09-04 2023 -- First Day of Occult School

cursed earrings. three pairs. the occult. blood. people with long hair. boarding school. high ceilings and railings. complete and fresh newness….

tags: occult, all-girls school, body horror (the earrings), friendship, betrayal(?), blood

02-19-2023 — High Tea With Mana-sama

eating sushi with mana & co. just poured me tea. they're in klaha-era outfits.

tags: malice mizer, mana, mealtime, serenity

06-13-2022 [12:00] -- Plague Outbreak, History Class, & Drag Queens

It's the last day of school! I'm in my history classroom. but it's also my bedroom. A little in-between space of reality. my beloved cellphone is REVOKED by the teacher, then promptly given back. my line of sight falls on the ceiling, which looks extremely rotted and stained with red red blood, almost like the people from the floor above all combusted into vague red remains leaking through the floor to my ceiling.
I let out an, "omg!"
to which my friend goes, "gasp!"
Now everyone's evacuating to a line outside. Bob the Drag Queen is passing out surgical masks and test tubes of some sort. . . .I start to get the idea that there's an extremely deadly infectious disease that just made everyone on that top floor combust. but apparently the school authorities don't think it's That serious, since we get an "all clear." I go home, back to my bedroom (my bedroom bedroom). those red stains on the ceiling still remain. I complain about it to Mother, who doesn't even question it?? And goes up to clean it like a normal thing? mothers do that i guess

tags: school, disease outbreak, gore, mystery, drag queens

07-15-2021 -- erne jaeger

eren jaeger can walk on water (minecraft)

tags: minecraft, attack on titan, puzzle-solving, biblical references

06-12-2021 -- Charli XCX in Costco

setting: concert in the Costco produce / bakery section
i thought it was a Hamilton showing, which i Don't like, but CHARLI XCX appeared out of nowhere singing vroom vroom. and i was like heeyyyyyy and we were some of the only ones cheering, since everyone else was expecting a hamilton concert. my cousin was there, but her last name was Tomato ; she was chilling next to huge packs of bright green apple juice boxes. then Charli sang "girls night out," then "lipgloss," and Cupcakke was there too to sing lipgloss with charli aaah. and hamilton never happened: happy ending.

tags: grocery store, charli xcx, cupcakke, music, plot twists

12-25-2020 -- Draingang Government Psy-op Minecraft Assassination

CHAPTER I ~ DAWN OF THE APOCALYPSE

i'm playing minecraft with a friend, but : my reality and minecraft start to merge. Minecraft IS real life.
I fly back to my base, even though it's survival mode, and a monologue telepathically rings into my head:
"I need it to survive...I EAT redstone."
by the time i got back to my base my friend says to me, "come on now it's literally the apocalypse bro get ready !!!!!"
i say, "shit ok."
the first mob comes in: a skeleton with a diamond helmet. it fucking beats me!!!!! why could it fit through our door??? ALSO IT COULD OPEN THE DOOR? (and our doors were iron doors but blue and made outta diamonds wow ok rich!!). AND FIGHTING IT was soooo scary it felt like if i died in minecraft, i would die in real life, too. this mob took pretty long to kill : it had ~50 health points.
SO THIS IS REALLY TERRIFYING OK. five more skeletons come in. catastrophic.

CHAPTER II ~ MYSTERY-DOG

at the end of the boss fight, there was a dog that came into our house: not sure why we wanted to kill it, but it had the same deadly-mob aura as the skeletons. plus the dog had diamond armor. we attack it, but there's the sneaking feeling that this MINECRAFT dog is my REAL LIFE dog. while i attack it, vivid images of me trying to stab my real life dog pop in my eyes. but we never kill the dog. we pause our battle, and an infographic about a certain breed of dog not getting adopted in shelters Really blocks my vision. Dog is taken away by government officials and then. . .

CHAPTER III ~ SCI-FI SECRETS

it is revealed that this whole attempted murder on me & Friend was a planned social experiment facilitated by the government to study the effect of COVID-19-mandated quarantine on human morality. Draingang were co-conspirators in the attempted assassination.

and then i woke up at 2:56am on Christmas day.

(I stopped listening to draingang from then on) (character development)

tags: horror, minecraft, apocalypse, conspiracy, social experimentation, assassination, friendship, pets, draingang, COVID-19